Stupid Redneck Asshole

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A typical Stupid Redneck Asshole
These creatures often have violent sexual fantasies.

Stupid Redneck Asshole is a term used to describe the worst kind of redneck, also known as white trash. They have shitty, bigoted politics. They beat their girlfriends (known colloquially as wives of "wahvs"). They smoke meth and stay drunk all the time. They are the degenerate form of the standard Redneck, and should not be confused with the decent and kind Florida Redneck or Florida Cracker.

Characteristics[edit]

Racism[edit]

Stupid Redneck Assholes are always racist. They believe that shifts in demographics are "white genocide," and blame all their misfortunes on people with different skin color. These racists are Amerimutts themselves, with genes from the various races they hate. They claim racial purity, but a genealogy test will always show trace amounts of many races. Since "white" isn't a race anyway, their whole concept of racial purity is flawed and stupid.

Drunkenness[edit]

These creatures are always drunk. Cheap beer is their favorite, though moonshine is common among the older Stupid Redneck Assholes.

Methamphetamine use[edit]

They fucking love meth.

Poor Hygiene[edit]

Often as a result of sitting around drinking beer and smoking meth all day, they lose the desire to manicure themselves. Also, many believe that "lookin' purty is for faggots," though that's more of an excuse than a reason for not showering or shaving.

Domestic Violence[edit]

These creatures love to fuck and fight. Their amygdalas are incredibly active, unlike the rest of their brain. Often the couples fight each other.

Inbreeding[edit]

Often the gene pool is limited to the local trailer park community.

Shitty, bigoted politics[edit]

Easily deceived, poor Stupid Redneck Assholes who live in trailers believe that billionaires have their best interest in mind. The media tricks them all into voting Republican. They enjoy Trump's racist campaign rhetoric and believe that the southern border wall will actually be a real thing one day. They get all their political news from Fox News, Breitbart, and similar sources. They will never actually read a House or Senate bill, but will argue with anyone that they think is a liberal, known to them as a "libtard," about what's "really" going on in the government.

They also claim to "Stand With Israel" because most Israelis hate "sand-niggers" too. On May 14th, 2018, Israel and The United States of America celebrated the US Embassy moving to Jerusalem by shooting and killing at least 58 unarmed "sand-niggers," including children.

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Anger[edit]

Because they believe that whites are superior, and that liberals and Muslims (colloquially known as "Ay-Rabs") are trying to take over America and introduce multiculturalism and communist shit like affordable health care, they are angry all the time. They like using the word "cuck" towards people they disagree with, because they have a deep-seated fear of "niggers" with "huge mandingo dicks" fucking their sisters/girlfriends while they watch. The use of the word "cuck" is classic projection. Also methamphetamine is a stimulant, adding fuel to the fire.

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Obsessed with guns[edit]

Their whole identity is based on what the NRA tells them to do. Making up for their tiny penises, they buy obnoxiously large guns.

Usually they end up shooting themselves in drunken accidents, instead of defending themselves in Chuck Norris fantasies where "niggers" show up to "fuck all the white women" and steal their beer.

Their whole identity revolves around how many guns they have, and the fact that they know AR stands for ArmaLite.

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Loves the Old Testament[edit]

Since God hates faggots, Stupid Redneck Assholes love to quote the Old Testament of the Bible. They totally skip over the Jesus part where the son of God tells everyone to be nice to each other, help the poor, love thy neighbor, and all that other gay libtard shit.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 (KJV)

Smells like shit[edit]

Stupid Redneck Assholes exude copious amounts of armpit sweat. They rarely bathe.

Subspecies[edit]

Wannabee Rednecks[edit]

Some Stupid Redneck Assholes are just "wannabee rednecks." These are usually spoiled, bratty white kids who grow up with rich parents. They drive big, clean pickup trucks that are never used for work. Some are actually racist, but some just pretend to be racist to be edgy and piss off "libtards." Since far-left liberals are very easy to trigger, they keep up their racist rhetoric for shits and giggles (Example).

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Old Senile Country People[edit]

These people grew up in a time when black and white people had to use separate water fountains. They have shitty, bigoted views, but they're also senile as fuck. Because of their senility, they get a free pass to say crazy, ignorant shit.

Hobbies[edit]

Fighting[edit]

These animals love to fight.

Sharing Russian Propaganda[edit]

Nothing feels better to these Amerimutts than sharing "patriotic" memes that they believe will "piss off libturds." Ironically, most of these "patriotic" memes were created by troll farms in a country that hates America.

Here's one of the 3,393 Facebook ads from Russia, targeting Americans:

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Trolling[edit]

When a Stupid Redneck Asshole learns how to use a computer, they become obsessed with "triggering" educated people. They post copious amounts of idiotic memes and NRA propaganda. Their goal is to cause "butthurt," especially in the butts of liberals, feminists, and gays, known respectively as "libtard commies," "dykes," and "butt fuckin' faggots."

The right simply cannot meme though. Rarely is anyone actually ever "butthurt," though they share memes that state otherwise, believing in their fantasy world that their low-level facebook-tier trolling is actually effective.

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Mud Rasslin[edit]

These creatures like to get naked and try to fuck each other in giant pools of mud, while drunk of course.

Contributions to Society[edit]

  • Botulism
  • Moonshine
  • Pasco County being featured on Live PD
  • WTFFlorida.com
  • Birth defects